Are Flatlander group training workouts totally random?

It’s all just random, right?

“Programming” is the term used to describe a series of workout sessions someone does to achieve a goal or outcome.

Good programming is complex, thoughtful, creative, and very time consuming.

I could talk for HOURS about workout creation. But the short answer is that, yes there are very deliberate methods to the madness.

Benchmark Workouts (workouts recorded regularly)

  1. First and foremost, I’ll schedule certain ‘benchmark’ workouts 4-6 months in advance and make sure they jive with the strength lifting and skill progressions. I’ll make sure that the programming leading up to those workouts sets people up for success when test day comes.
  2. Second, I’ll acknowledge what week we are on in the current focus.  Are we on week 1 and need something long?  Are we on week 5 and need something a bit shorter (but still really intense)?
  3. Third, I’ll look at  movement frequency.  What movements do we need to hit to make sure we are getting balanced training without blind spots? I’ll make sure we aren’t doing the same movement on the same days each week.

The rest of the workouts

Once I know what benchmarks are coming, what week it is in the strength focus, and what movements I need to hit, I’ll start looking at previous workouts that fit the bill. I have been doing this long enough, to have actually created the exact same workout more than once (and didn’t know it until later)!

If I have determined that a previously designed workout won’t work for that day, I’ll start with some of the elements that I need (duration, movements, etc.) and start filling in additional details.

There are many patterns that work well for intensity and safety. For example: start with a heavy-ish barbell movement, then going to an intermediate movement or two (like ring dips), then going into something monostructual, and finally followed by a minute rest. Using this approach we can safely use larger loads, while still grinding out in the middle, and then go for broke at the end of a round, all with relative safety. I probably have about 8-10 patterns (at least) that I use all the time.

My goal is to create workouts that tax all of the different metabolic pathways simultaneously as much as possible. Even better if we can hit max intensity or failure at the same time.

For example: a workout that has too many strict pull ups or heavy cleans, may lack aerobic intensity because everyone has to go so slow before they can attempt the next rep.  I try to create workouts that has people’s strength, stamina, and cardio, all failing around the same time.

I also try and make combinations so that one type of person doesn’t have a huge advantage. I learned this from many of the CF “Girls”. Fran is not good for a large guy or a skinny guy. Elizabeth punishes both equally. Thrusters and burpees over the bar is definitely a short man’s workout compared to thrusters and rowing (which is much more balanced)…

All of that being said, I still make sure we are hitting the different pathways and still specializing in them occasionally!

Safety First

The best workouts won’t make you sore or force undue risk. Soreness is a side effect of training, not the goal. While some soreness will always be a part of training, we can create workouts that get people REALLY stinking fit, without crippling them for days or shredding their hands.

I pride myself on making workouts that may feel like the hardest thing you have ever done (mid workout), but you can come back a day or two later and hit the gym again.

If we make workouts up that hobble people, tear their hands up, shred their shins, etc., we aren’t making people fitter, we are  just testing to see who is the most resilient (and possibly stubborn). It isn’t my job to find the fittest people who can survive whatever is thrown at them. It is my job to help people become better humans.

The primary thing I am ALWAYS thinking about when making a workout is safety.

For example: if a workout already has something like ring dips in it, doing burpees might not be the best option because people will either jack their shoulders up, or have to slow down to do each movement correctly (not to mention it will make them terribly sore). Double unders might make sense, but if we did running the day before (and box jumps the day or two before that), the heel cords are already going to be a bit toasty – so why risk the injury?

Deconstructing Nancy

Nancy (Five rounds for time of: 400 meter run, 15 reps of overhead squat @ 95lbs.) isn’t a bad workout, but from a safety perspective it does put people at risk. People have to worry about their midline (spine) stabilization when doing overhead squats. If they are breathing hard, it is really difficult to maintain that straight midline. It also gets even more spicy when doing 15 (a lot) reps. All combined, there is a higher risk of having to bail and possibly tweaking a shoulder because of the general fatigue.

We also have to look at doing the run before the overhead squats (OHS). This forces people to slow down to do the OHS safely, thus reducing intensity. Why not do the run after the OHS? Then people start the OHS when they are more fresh each round. Then they can end with the run, really maximizing intensity more safely.

I actually have a version of Nancy called “Fast Nancy” that addresses these issues. It is a 9 min AMRAP (As Many Rounds As Possible) with 15 OHS, then a 200m run.

I personally believe that many of the running “Girls” like Nancy and Helen probably have the run first because the original gym in Santa Cruz was so small. By having everyone run first, you get everyone out of the gym, making more room for the other movements because the run will separate people. So running first for logistics, not because it is a better workout from a physiological standpoint.

Doesn’t the CrossFit Level 1 certification (CFL1) teach random programming?

Ah, yes… “Random” is very different than “Seemingly Random”.

Coach Glassman has always stated that the workouts are “seemingly random”. People tend to forget that it actually takes a lot of work to make things seem random, when they actually aren’t. It is also why the average person can’t see the difference between random programming and planned programming at first glance. It isn’t until they experience one, then the other, for months at a time, do they start to feel the difference.

In my opinion, the CFL1 doesn’t really teach programming at all. They briefly go over how to make a decent workout. The weekend seminar doesn’t have enough time to cover the details. The CFL2 has a lot more information about how to create a program.

Sweet sweet music

I’ll end it with this: creating a workout is like making music. If the goal is just to fill the time with sound, random noise will work. If the goal is make something sound good, there are patterns and rules to follow.

Using the CF Girls as an example, we can look at the most popular workouts.

By far, the most popular workouts are Fran, Helen, Annie, and Cindy (closely followed by Jackie, Grace, and Diane). These are the favorites because they have a good combination and ‘melody’. Angie, Nancy, Nicole, Linda, and Lynne, get performed 1/3 to 1/5 as often (according to BTWB), because they aren’t the best combinations.

To take it a step further, programming (planning workouts over time) is like being a DJ. Taking the time to make a good playlist is one thing (and FAR better than choosing songs at random), but a real DJ can ‘mix’ the songs together so they blend together and can make one continuous ‘song’ that never ends and that can keep people engaged for the long haul!”

Thrive On. -jj

Fit for Life.

Flatlander Fitness.